I wanted to listen but you never gave me the chance.
That didn’t last long it made me uncomfortable
“Did you know there’s a lonely whale in space?”
“Yeah, duh, the star whale.”
“No, like the one from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.”
“Um, guys, I was actually talking about a real whale in outer space.”
“Which fandom is that?”
For the first time in my life I have changed my URL.