keepafreespirit:

*Drinks vodka* *gags* “Ugh I hate vodka” *Drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014, via realtragedy)

chromeofficial:

textbook: $250

me: chill

(via fishwhoclimbtrees)

slutofbabylon:

A haiku

You are so so so

so so so so so so so

so cute touch my butt

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jesuschristvevo:

really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today

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nuodai:

im such a fuckign jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode

(via lordleaf)